How many of you can relate to this?

You are running late for a meeting, and you are putting your make-up on (if you are a guy, you are putting your jacket or tie on!), while your printer is printing the documents you need for the meeting. You grab your briefcase, the document and the stapler as you head towards the door. You put your keys in your mouth so you have 2 hands to staple the pages together, press the stapler down on the pages, and....

NOTHING! THERE ARE NO STAPLES IN THE STAPLER!!!

This has to be my pet business-related peeve!